Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member

🔊 Our Style

• 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
• 🥁 Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
• 🎤 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
• ⚡ Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Smooth jazz for the sophisticated Springfieldian.

Fronted by Springfield Elementary's most accomplished saxophonist and future President, we bring intellectual improvisation to venues across town. From Bleeding Gums Murphy's timeless influence to original compositions about vegetarianism, feminism, and the eternal quest for a pony.

"The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel worse." - Bleeding Gums Murphy

🎵 What We Play

• 🎷 Classic jazz standards - Because some of us have taste
• 🎶 Original compositions - "Sax on the Beach," "Pony Dream #7"
• 🎹 Bleeding Gums Murphy tributes - Tissues not included

Jazz isn't dead—it just smells funny. And we're here to change that, one saxophone solo at a time.

Sophisticated beats for the refined listener... and reformed criminal.

Former children's entertainer turned DJ, bringing an eclectic mix of Gilbert & Sullivan, classical compositions, and surprisingly catchy electronica. Each set is a masterpiece of carefully orchestrated revenge—er, rhythm.

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man!" - Parole Board

🎵 The Sound

• 🎭 Gilbert & Sullivan remixes - H.M.S. Pinafore meets house music
• 🎹 Classical drops - Beethoven with bass
• 💀 Dark electronica - Revenge is a dish best served with a sick beat
• 🌹 Romantic interludes - Die Bart, Die (it's German for "The Bart, The")

⚠️ Warning: All rakes have been removed from the premises for your safety.

The rake drops at midnight. So do the beats.