Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member

🔊 Our Style

• 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
• 🥁 Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
• 🎤 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
• ⚡ Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Sophisticated beats for the refined listener... and reformed criminal.

Former children's entertainer turned DJ, bringing an eclectic mix of Gilbert & Sullivan, classical compositions, and surprisingly catchy electronica. Each set is a masterpiece of carefully orchestrated revenge—er, rhythm.

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man!" - Parole Board

🎵 The Sound

• 🎭 Gilbert & Sullivan remixes - H.M.S. Pinafore meets house music
• 🎹 Classical drops - Beethoven with bass
• 💀 Dark electronica - Revenge is a dish best served with a sick beat
• 🌹 Romantic interludes - Die Bart, Die (it's German for "The Bart, The")

⚠️ Warning: All rakes have been removed from the premises for your safety.

The rake drops at midnight. So do the beats.

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

• 🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
• 🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
• 📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
• 🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.