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Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

🎥 Our Productions Include

  • 📺 Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
  • 🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
  • 🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
  • 📽️ Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠️ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Events

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🎥 Hans Moleman Film Festival

Nov 22
EST Weekly · Sunday
More dates Sun, Nov 29 Sun, Dec 6 Sun, Dec 13
$8

About

"Man Getting Hit by Football" & More!

Academy Award-nominated cinema from Springfield's most enduring victim.

"I was saying Boo-urns!" - Hans Moleman

Tonight's Films

  • "Man Getting Hit by Football" - Academy Award nominee (lost to "A Burns for All Seasons") 🏈
  • "Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Hans Moleman Productions"
  • "The Trials of Hans Moleman" - A documentary of suffering
  • "Hans Moleman in 'Driving to the Store'" - Short film

Fun Facts

  • Hans Moleman is 31 years old (hard to believe, we know)
  • He's "died" 26 times on screen
  • Still waiting for that Oscar
  • "Nobody's gay for Moleman"

"Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"

⚠️ Warning: Film may cause feelings of profound sadness and/or groin sympathy pain.